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raidensexual:

please donate i havent eaten in 5 days

raidensexual:

Hey guys.

I need your help. My parents have decided to no longer feed me. They think this will motivate me to get a job, but obviously that won’t make someone hire me. I’ve been job hunting non stop for a year now and i’ve only had two interviews so far, so it’s not like i’m…

3nochs:

thejoshinator:

so i’m bored as shit and going through old photos i took at akon a few years back and i get to the homestuck photoshoot because i was super into it around the time i last went and i see thisimage

and i notice this fucker in the back

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what do you mean? that looks like a perfectly normal Dave cosplayer to me.

REBLOG IF YOU’RE AN ARTIST!!!

ask-raven-the-rabbit:

Professional or not, no matter what art style, I wanna see how many artists are out there.

very nsfw only read this if u want to have an orgasm

helioscentrifuge:

zeldasbooty:

nakud woman (with boob) 

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jaaaaaeger:

heyyitssandyy:

vnxxi:

i-broke-up-with-food:

rinmae:

time2daydream:



do it.

Seriously, this is perfect.

Wow.. So Beautiful

im crying omfg this made my night

let’s see

do it do it do it

Going through my likes and saw this little gem. Click it buds!

*mobile users scream in the distance*

jaaaaaeger:

heyyitssandyy:

vnxxi:

i-broke-up-with-food:

rinmae:

time2daydream:

do it.

Seriously, this is perfect.

Wow.. So Beautiful

im crying omfg this made my night

let’s see

do it do it do it

Going through my likes and saw this little gem. Click it buds!

*mobile users scream in the distance*

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

naturepunk:

raw-fed-pets:

faofox:

raw-fed-pets:

All dogs share the same basic digestive system despite the range of physical variations (and attitudes) across different breeds. Every dog is designed to eat a raw animal-based diet, from the Chihuahua to the Great Dane. Breed-specific dog food brands are simply a marketing gimmick aimed at playing on the pet owner’s emotions, and their desire to feed their pet the best possible diet.

I don’t think that dogs need an animal-based diet. If done right they can be vegan and not contribute to the murdering of innocent animals. We’ve adapted and domesticated them enough to do so. They’ve evolved to live without meat just like us.

200% incorrect. Vegan diets are carbohydrate-based. Carbohydrates are inflammatory, feed cancer (glucose), contribute to periodontal disease (leading to systemic organ failure, eg heart), cause insulin spikes leading to a multitude of other issues in the long-term (thyroid, liver, diabetes, heart disease) and also cause pancreatic problems due to extreme stress on the pancreas (secreting heavy loads of carb enzymes over a long period of time). The low moisture content coupled with high plant protein may also cause renal failure in the long term. The preservatives used may also be linked to cancer (BHA, BHT etc), and these diets also skew the omega3/6 ratio, causing further inflammation (linked to cancer again). They cause urine alkalinity leading to urinary problems such as crystals, blockages and UTI’s.
Brief into to dog anatomy/physiology:
- Stomach PH: Their highly acidic stomach is designed for eliminating harmful bacteria and breaking down bone into a gel-like substance. Humans have a much more alkaline stomach acid which is why we would struggle to digest raw bone.
-Digestive Enzymes: Higher level of proteases to break down animal protein. High bile load to help push through bacteria.
-Dental Anatomy: Sharp pointed teeth designed for ripping and tearing flesh and bones.Dogs do not chew their food as we do, they are wired to swallow chunks quickly as a basic survival instinct.
-Jaws: Dogs also have strong jaws that physically cannot move sideways (like your own can). This sideways grinding action is a feature that allows pre-digestion of plant material. Again, dogs rip off chunks and swallow them whole.
-Lack of Salivary Amylase: Omnivores have this for pre-digestion of carbohydrates. Dogs and cats do not. The canine pancreas secretes amylase as a backup, however this does not mean they should be fed a high carbohydrate diet every day for a lifetime. Processed food (incl vegan) is 40-70% carbohydrate.
-Lysozyme: Instead of amylase, dogs have lysozyme in their saliva which is an antibacterial. This may be useful for destroying any harmful bacteria in carrion/rotten food/feces, as well as wound cleaning.
-Gut length: The canine gut is short in length which is because flesh must be pushed through quickly. It does not need to sit and ferment, as this could allow bacteria to multiply to harmful levels. Note that plant eating animals have a long digestive tract and even multiple stomach chambers in order for plant material to be slowly broken down by the necessary enzymes.
-Nutrient profiles. Dogs have 0% biological requirement for carbohydrates. They gain every single essential nutrient from a prey based diet such as Whole Prey/Prey Model. Vegan diets are full of processed lab-made vitamins and minerals. Many vitamin pre-mixes are made in china and shipped to the country of manufacture.
All in all, dogs will survive on a high carbohydrate diet but it will cause systemic effects eventually. Similar to smoking, a junk food diet affects every dog differently and some may be affected more severely than others, and in different time spans. You can also expect high vet fees in the form of dental cleanings, dental surgeries and various health problem later on in life.
It is not recommended that you feed your pet the equivalent of a big mac for the entirety of its life. This is essentially what kibble and vegan diets are. Evolution has changed the appearance and even the behaviour of your dog, but their digestive system is still geared towards meat. Basically, you are paying money to have a company slowly kill your pet from the inside out. 
0/10, Not Recommended.

TELL EM! 

naturepunk:

raw-fed-pets:

faofox:

raw-fed-pets:

All dogs share the same basic digestive system despite the range of physical variations (and attitudes) across different breeds. Every dog is designed to eat a raw animal-based diet, from the Chihuahua to the Great Dane. Breed-specific dog food brands are simply a marketing gimmick aimed at playing on the pet owner’s emotions, and their desire to feed their pet the best possible diet.

I don’t think that dogs need an animal-based diet. If done right they can be vegan and not contribute to the murdering of innocent animals. We’ve adapted and domesticated them enough to do so. They’ve evolved to live without meat just like us.

200% incorrect. Vegan diets are carbohydrate-based. Carbohydrates are inflammatory, feed cancer (glucose), contribute to periodontal disease (leading to systemic organ failure, eg heart), cause insulin spikes leading to a multitude of other issues in the long-term (thyroid, liver, diabetes, heart disease) and also cause pancreatic problems due to extreme stress on the pancreas (secreting heavy loads of carb enzymes over a long period of time). The low moisture content coupled with high plant protein may also cause renal failure in the long term. The preservatives used may also be linked to cancer (BHA, BHT etc), and these diets also skew the omega3/6 ratio, causing further inflammation (linked to cancer again). They cause urine alkalinity leading to urinary problems such as crystals, blockages and UTI’s.

Brief into to dog anatomy/physiology:

- Stomach PH: Their highly acidic stomach is designed for eliminating harmful bacteria and breaking down bone into a gel-like substance. Humans have a much more alkaline stomach acid which is why we would struggle to digest raw bone.

-Digestive Enzymes: Higher level of proteases to break down animal protein. High bile load to help push through bacteria.

-Dental Anatomy: Sharp pointed teeth designed for ripping and tearing flesh and bones.Dogs do not chew their food as we do, they are wired to swallow chunks quickly as a basic survival instinct.

-Jaws: Dogs also have strong jaws that physically cannot move sideways (like your own can). This sideways grinding action is a feature that allows pre-digestion of plant material. Again, dogs rip off chunks and swallow them whole.

-Lack of Salivary Amylase: Omnivores have this for pre-digestion of carbohydrates. Dogs and cats do not. The canine pancreas secretes amylase as a backup, however this does not mean they should be fed a high carbohydrate diet every day for a lifetime. Processed food (incl vegan) is 40-70% carbohydrate.

-Lysozyme: Instead of amylase, dogs have lysozyme in their saliva which is an antibacterial. This may be useful for destroying any harmful bacteria in carrion/rotten food/feces, as well as wound cleaning.

-Gut length: The canine gut is short in length which is because flesh must be pushed through quickly. It does not need to sit and ferment, as this could allow bacteria to multiply to harmful levels. Note that plant eating animals have a long digestive tract and even multiple stomach chambers in order for plant material to be slowly broken down by the necessary enzymes.

-Nutrient profiles. Dogs have 0% biological requirement for carbohydrates. They gain every single essential nutrient from a prey based diet such as Whole Prey/Prey Model. Vegan diets are full of processed lab-made vitamins and minerals. Many vitamin pre-mixes are made in china and shipped to the country of manufacture.

All in all, dogs will survive on a high carbohydrate diet but it will cause systemic effects eventually. Similar to smoking, a junk food diet affects every dog differently and some may be affected more severely than others, and in different time spans. You can also expect high vet fees in the form of dental cleanings, dental surgeries and various health problem later on in life.

It is not recommended that you feed your pet the equivalent of a big mac for the entirety of its life. This is essentially what kibble and vegan diets are. Evolution has changed the appearance and even the behaviour of your dog, but their digestive system is still geared towards meat. Basically, you are paying money to have a company slowly kill your pet from the inside out.

0/10, Not Recommended.

TELL EM! 

sjinsbutt:

aitheo:

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I’m sorry for adding to your post…

browningtons:

kyarumii:

spectaculacularmoose:

thattallsummonerguy:

nikaalexandra:

do you ever wake up angry about something

This is like at least 25% of tumblr.

25%? I’d say 70%.

88%?

I love how there’s one thats just a homestuck, like the others are all common people you might see at school then there’s just a homestuck. Like you just go outside like ‘the damn homestucks are out there again.’

hazel8131:

taollon:

furrydreamer:

dirkstriderswaifu:

its-not-delivery-its-homestuck:

godtierpotato:

oddii:

miatun:

miraculouslycapricious:

Oh it seems I’ve lost a follower or two while I was gone.
Oh well, Disneyland was worth it.

that is the most gorgeous face











equius,nepeta,terezi,kanaya and eridan joined dave for the next ride 

BEST POST IVE SEEN ALL DAY

FUCK

wait why does the eridan in the edit with the trolls have no horns?

I don’t usually reblog homestuck but —- I can’t

im going to pee.

hazel8131:

taollon:

furrydreamer:

dirkstriderswaifu:

its-not-delivery-its-homestuck:

godtierpotato:

oddii:

miatun:

miraculouslycapricious:

Oh it seems I’ve lost a follower or two while I was gone.

Oh well, Disneyland was worth it.

that is the most gorgeous face

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equius,nepeta,terezi,kanaya and eridan joined dave for the next ride 

BEST POST IVE SEEN ALL DAY

FUCK

wait why does the eridan in the edit with the trolls have no horns?

I don’t usually reblog homestuck but —- I can’t

im going to pee.

witchesthoughtless:

maniacalcat:

going-foresightseeing:

maniacalcat:

going-foresightseeing:

necrophilliacdave:

xeshirem:

vomitingelephantseal:

funimationentertainment:

timesnewromano:

alpha-starr:

dersekingdom:

wingedaradia:

skyebyrd:

wingedaradia:

timesnewromano:

is this a close-up of john or jake youll never know

its john
jake’s glasses are slightly different


brit they look exactly the same
what r u on


on the left is john’s, on the right is jake’s
jake’s are elongated. its a really tiny difference but its there

everybody, the homestuck fandom are also a bunch of glasses connoisseurs.

I have never been prouder to be part of the Homestuck fandom.

yes, yes you may have won this round, fandom, but can you figure out

ROSE OR ROXY???

i’ve been comparing their faces for 3 minutes i cant do it im sorry i have failed as a homestuck

It’s Roxy, I think.
Rose: 

Roxy:

above:


gonna piss on a brick that’s what.


it’s roxy
rose’s face is wider lol

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Homestuck Fandom.


Dave with pointy shades or Dirk???

Dave with pointy shades. The left part of your image should have a little black line if it were dirk, since that part is supposed to encompass his hair, as well :3

…as you can see the boundaries of your image file has dotted lines ^u^

Here’s dave’s for comparison :>

And within only a few minutes. :D

Sherlock fandom, you’ve got competition in the deductive and bored department.

witchesthoughtless:

maniacalcat:

going-foresightseeing:

maniacalcat:

going-foresightseeing:

necrophilliacdave:

xeshirem:

vomitingelephantseal:

funimationentertainment:

timesnewromano:

alpha-starr:

dersekingdom:

wingedaradia:

skyebyrd:

wingedaradia:

timesnewromano:

is this a close-up of john or jake youll never know

its john

jake’s glasses are slightly different

image

brit they look exactly the same

what r u on

image

on the left is john’s, on the right is jake’s

jake’s are elongated. its a really tiny difference but its there

everybody, the homestuck fandom are also a bunch of glasses connoisseurs.

I have never been prouder to be part of the Homestuck fandom.

yes, yes you may have won this round, fandom, but can you figure out

image

ROSE OR ROXY???

i’ve been comparing their faces for 3 minutes i cant do it im sorry i have failed as a homestuck

It’s Roxy, I think.

Rose: 

image

Roxy:

image

above:

image

gonna piss on a brick that’s what.

image

it’s roxy

rose’s face is wider lol

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Homestuck Fandom.

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Dave with pointy shades or Dirk???

Dave with pointy shades. The left part of your image should have a little black line if it were dirk, since that part is supposed to encompass his hair, as well :3

image

…as you can see the boundaries of your image file has dotted lines ^u^

image

Here’s dave’s for comparison :>

And within only a few minutes. :D

Sherlock fandom, you’ve got competition in the deductive and bored department.

So karkat, do you have any things and or wishes for your wriggling day?

Anonymous

captchaloguekids:

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SENDING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MINE, OR ANYONE ELSE’S, ASS.

lilaira:

motok-wolf:

why  :c

This is perfection.